On the first day Spam, my spammer sent to me, A great deal on acai berry.
On the second day of Spam, my spammer sent to me, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.
On the third day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.
On the fourth day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.
On the fifth day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Five directory listings, Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.
On the sixth day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Six sites for gambling, Five directory listings, Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.
On the seventh day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Seven sites for slimming, Six sites for gambling, Five directory listings, Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.
On the eighth day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Eight minute ab-ing, Seven sites for slimming, Six sites for gambling, Five directory listings, Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.
On the ninth day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Nine clubs for dancing, Eight minute ab-ing, Seven sites for slimming, Six sites for gambling, Five directory listings, Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.
On the tenth day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Ten lists of emails, Nine clubs for dancing, Eight minute ab-ing, Seven sites for slimming, Six sites for gambling, Five directory listings, Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.
On the eleventh day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Eleven links a linking, Ten lists of emails, Nine clubs for dancing, Eight minute ab-ing, Seven sites for slimming, Six sites for gambling, Five directory listings, Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.
On the twelfth day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Twelve thousand visitors daily, Eleven links a linking, Ten lists of emails, Nine clubs for dancing, Eight minute ab-ing, Seven sites for slimming, Six sites for gambling, Five directory listings, Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry!
Did I miss any? What are your “favorite” spam emails/comments?
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Viagra was intentionally omitted (I just couldn’t bring myself to laugh about it).
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