The 12 Days Of Spamming

On the first day Spam, my spammer sent to me, A great deal on acai berry.

On the second day of Spam, my spammer sent to me, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.

On the third day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.

On the fourth day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.

On the fifth day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Five directory listings, Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.

On the sixth day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Six sites for gambling, Five directory listings, Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.

On the seventh day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Seven sites for slimming, Six sites for gambling, Five directory listings, Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.

On the eighth day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Eight minute ab-ing, Seven sites for slimming, Six sites for gambling, Five directory listings, Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.

On the ninth day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Nine clubs for dancing, Eight minute ab-ing, Seven sites for slimming, Six sites for gambling, Five directory listings, Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.

On the tenth day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Ten lists of emails, Nine clubs for dancing, Eight minute ab-ing, Seven sites for slimming, Six sites for gambling, Five directory listings, Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.

On the eleventh day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Eleven links a linking, Ten lists of emails, Nine clubs for dancing, Eight minute ab-ing, Seven sites for slimming, Six sites for gambling, Five directory listings, Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry.

On the twelfth day of Spam, my spammer sent to me Twelve thousand visitors daily, Eleven links a linking, Ten lists of emails, Nine clubs for dancing, Eight minute ab-ing, Seven sites for slimming, Six sites for gambling, Five directory listings, Four top-ranked keywords, Three million Yen, Two free months to find love, And a great deal on acai berry!

Did I miss any? What are your “favorite” spam emails/comments?

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    Viagra was intentionally omitted (I just couldn’t bring myself to laugh about it).

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